grandmyzer

Straight-Faced Atelier · Est. MMXXVI

A small print house of look-twice art grandmyzer

Masterpieces that keep a straight face.

Botanical, boho, nursery, dogs, and maxims. Each one looks entirely serious from across the room, then rewards a second look. Printed to frame, delivered as instant downloads.

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Reynard, in his good coat · The Peerage

The Cabinet

Five houses, one straight face.

One lens across every subject: a premium finish, and a joke you have to earn.

Minimal earth-tone desert at sunrise with a tiny astronaut resting in the dunes — Boho
Landscape, with a minor astronaut.

Vintage naturalist plate of a death's-head hawkmoth on aged paper with a mock-Latin label — Botanical
Specimen Mortis. Perfectly harmless.

Old-master military portrait of a French bulldog general in medals, cradling a rubber duck — Dogs
The General kept one decoration.

Full-bleed cream typographic print reading Go confidently in the direction of snacks — Maxims
For the hallway you argue in.

Oil portrait of a fox cub in a red velvet coat, dressed for the nursery wall — Nursery
Reynard, keeping his composure.

Est. MMXXVI

140+ pieces
and counting

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The Full Cabinet

Fresh specimens catalogued often.

The house keeps a table for others

Ten percent of grandmyzer's profit goes to feeding hungry kids, every quarter.

The wit is the product. The reason is quieter, and it eats.

The House Ledger

Ten percent of profit, for kids who are hungry.

Every quarter, a tenth of what grandmyzer earns goes to programs that feed hungry children. We keep the receipts, and we count it here.

Donated to date

10%

Of profit, pledged

Quarterly

Given, on the clock

Q3 2026

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The count updates each quarter from our books. It starts at zero. Every order moves it.

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Mind the moth.

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